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When I overhear a gunner bragging about how easy she thought our contracts exam was.
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When a gunner asks a really stupid question in class.
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When a gunner gets a question wrong in class but still tries to explain or justify his answer.
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When a gunner is assigned to be my co-counsel for a simulated negotiation assignment.
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When a gunner, who brags about his cross-fit workouts, takes the elevator instead of one flight of stairs so that he doesn’t have to carry his wheely briefcase.
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When a gunner shows up to our review session proudly displaying his professionally printed and bound 150 page outline.
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When I go to my professor’s office hour and have to wait outside while the gunner who got there before me asks a billion questions.
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When the gunner in my legal writing class tells me he thought writing our graded memo was “fun”.
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When the gunner next to me tries to look smart by whispering answers to himself in class.
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When a gunner tries to sound smart in class by speaking only in legalese with random sprayings of black letter law vomit.
How the know-it-all gunner reacts when I’m answering the professor’s question completely wrong.
After a gunner eagerly answers the professor’s question and gets it totally wrong.
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When a gunner eagerly answers the prof’s question and gets it totally wrong.
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When that gunner in my class refuses to put her hand down despite the prof being uninterested in stopping his lecture to take her question.
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Gunner: “So what are your plans tonight?” Me: “I’m going out.” Gunner: “Really? But finals are in two weeks!”
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